Kartune
This is for the kids who ain't ever raise their kids we be saying go Head and dance and this is for the assholes giving other assholes Shit we be saying go head stick up your nose to the mass and dance On cracked surface of asphalt celebrate them assholes that pole Vault over their past faults harmless with mask on cause Underneaths the ugliest phantom designers couldn't rip off even if They on bath salts naked women bathing in bath salts dad taught me How to ask for it get her pregnant than pass on it dead honest I’m the True possum assuming raising an awesome son who’s awestruck His father stuck around was too much support children with no check Fuck is stupid who else women who cupid shoot any dumper of Bullshit smell obese reclusive munchin’ chunks of chips snapping Toothpick whining why can‘t I look fit? Thickheaded Euclid trimming Shape with quick nip flip off any business parading model as a Perfect image to follow this fake I facelift revealing why my statements Place this chodes in states where I’m voted the outcast in status quo Rants of Chuck Palahniuk, Choke on my Chuck Palahnuts
imaGenius
This is for the dudes spendin' stacks that ain't even theirs go head And dance this is for the girls with the dudes spendin' cash on her Hair go head slip on your heels girl and take a dance class half ass No full time improving homes Tim Taylor no Tool Time gotta fix up the Chicks with the mail order check they deposit directly a gift from the Fed expensive feline see the cat food that fool spend every dime but The past dues hold you up in a bind she Waldo in Wal-Mart find her in Swimming in line like a cardshark she with girlfriend number two its Promising but if he tell her what to do she the opposite breaching Walls bearing gifts for the lady her right hand woman ask for Mercedes strivin’ for the life that they once seen modeled nurture Killin' nature seems to be the motto blue pill spoon-fed take it then Swallow the illusion unproven that I'm not one to follow this is for the Fathers spendin' stacks ain't even theirs go head and dance this is For the mothers with the husbands spendin' cash on her hair go Head and dance
Pliny Science
This is for them asshole kids with riches we be saying go head and Dance and this is for them dumb drunks with smart decisions we be Saying go head pick up the tab hit the streets and dance past two AM Feeling muy bien while I’m floating in the deep end set for the Weekend surrounded by cheap friends screwing and making them Drinks blend hot tub with three tens that’s thirty husbands making Major business deals in Jersey their Devils and flirting by their
Partners are working departed waters early excuse me I’m thirsty let Me grab a red solo the crowd yelling slanderous names and no Homos approached a popped collar polo yelling out YOLO a blurred David Blaine turned twenty to a case tell the hoes to come through we Ain't sweating no age ragers smashing the place face matching the Suede a groupie of Morris Day said the Times getting late as she Asked for a night cap well it’s just white socks time stopped and Lights off vision darker then Nighthawk‘s